Canucks News Today – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ToiletPaperWars Minecraft Server

awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bringing own supplies, Considerate, friend’s house, guest etiquette, Minecraft, OFFENDED, over the top, personal care, personal preference, practical, rough toilet paper, Rude, Sensitive skin, sensitive topic, Server, sleepover, social norms, soft toilet paper, toilet paper, ToiletPaperWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of soft, extra ply toilet paper! 🧻 Join us for a world of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream toilet paper fortress and never have to worry about scratchy sandpaper-like toilet paper ever again!

Our server is perfect for those with sensitive skin or anyone who just appreciates the finer things in life (like luxurious toilet paper). We have custom plugins that allow you to craft your own toilet paper rolls and even design your own bathroom oasis.

Don’t be caught in a sticky situation like our friend here, bring your own roll of toilet paper and join our server today! Who knew toilet paper could be such a game-changer in the world of Minecraft? 😉🚽 #SoftAndStrongMinecraftLife

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HangryHubbyCraft

body image, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Cultural differences, dieting, emotional reactions, food waste, fried chicken, HangryHubbyCraft, Healthy Eating, Japanese cuisine, leftovers, Marriage, personal boundaries, portion control, relationships, self-care, Support, Understanding, weight loss

Are you tired of wasting delicious fried chicken on a Minecraft server that doesn’t appreciate your cooking skills? Join our server and never worry about making too much food again! We only serve virtual food that magically disappears after you’ve had your fill.

Our server is perfect for those looking to shed some virtual weight and maintain their in-game physique. Say goodbye to love handles and hello to a slim avatar that can take on any challenge.

Plus, we have a special Japanese-themed area where you can indulge in karaage without the guilt of wasting leftovers. Our server is the perfect place for players who want to enjoy fantastic food without the pressure to eat more than they want.

Join us now and experience a world where portion sizes don’t matter and where you can enjoy all the virtual food you desire without any judgment. It’s time to game and dine in style on our Minecraft server!

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Cultural envy SMP

Cross-cultural, Cultural, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural enrichment, cultural exchange, cultural exchange programs, cultural heritage, cultural integration, culture, customs, Diversity, envy, global traditions, intercultural communication, Multiculturalism, Rituals, smp, tradition, traditional practices, traditional values

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we embrace traditions from all cultures, like the ancient tradition of building giant pyramids out of diamond blocks to honor our pet llamas. Our server is a melting pot of wacky customs and rituals, from performing a synchronized dance every time we find a rare ore to hosting llama beauty pageants where the winner gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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FetishCraft

bizarre fantasies, bizarre kinks, eccentric sexual preferences, fetish discovery, fetish exploration, fetish exploration journey, FetishCraft, odd sexual preferences, offbeat desires, outlandish turn ons, peculiar fetishes, peculiar turn-ons, quirky kinks, strange desires, strange fetishes, taboo fantasies, unconventional desires, unconventional fetishes, unique fetishes, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weird and wacky desires. From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who share your passion for the bizarre and unconventional. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can engage in virtual pillow fights with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish you never knew you had.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

China, Christian, Christianity, Diplomacy, FAITH, freedom of religion, fundraising, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, Pastor, persecution, Redemption, Release, religious freedom, Server, US

yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself!

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BankruptCraft

American bank, Banking, banking industry, BankruptCraft, business decision, corporate decision, economic analysis, economic impact, economic news, exit strategy, finance, financial sector, financial services, foreign investment, geopolitical shift, global market, International, international relations, major bank, market exit, russia

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, like u gotta join cuz we got the last major american bank exiting russia as our spawn point, like how crazy is that?? u can build ur own bank in the game and pretend ur the ceo running away from russia with all the money, it’s gonna be so epic. plus, we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone. join now before putin finds out and tries to steal our virtual riches, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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Microbe Power Protein: CO2 to B9

beef alternative, Co2, CO2 conversion, edible protein, environmental impact, fish alternative, future of food, Harvesting, Hydrogen, innovative technology, lentil alternative, Microbe, Microbes, oxygen, pork alternative, power, protein, protein levels, renewable energy, renewable resources, research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food, VITAMINS

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got microbes turning CO2 into food for ya! like, we got these tiny creatures making protein and vitamins outta thin air, literally! you can be chomping on some high level protein that beats out beef, pork, fish, and lentils, all thanks to our renewable energy sources. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a good way. so hop on and start munching on some virtual superfood, cuz why not? #microbemadness #proteinpowerhouse

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HarDex server Minecraft

Adventures, Anarchy, atmosphere, Clans, dd.hardex.su, Discord, Donations, Duels, Economy, Endless, Events, Free Donations, Game, Hardcore, HarDex, HarDex server, hardex.su, Immersion, Minecraft, minecraft server, play.hardex.su, pleasant, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Without Launcher

IP: play.hardex.su Our Website: hardex.su Discord: dd.hardex.su Join now and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of endless adventures and anarchy in the world of Minecraft on the HarDex server! ✨ We wish you a pleasant game on our server!

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Game On Minecraft Server

Game, game analysis, game comparison, game critique, game development, game evaluation, game feedback, game marketing, game metrics, game performance, game popularity, game ranking, game reception, game reviews, game sales, game success, game trends, gaming industry, Minecraft, player satisfaction, Server, successful game, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and exploding chickens. Yes, you heard that right – exploding chickens!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to get your crazy on!

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Why is the Big Rivalry Still Holo vs Niji Anyway? Minecraft SMP

Akari, beni, big, big rivalry, ccvs, content creators, Digital Media, Hinano, Holo, hololive, MET, Minecraft, niji, Nijisanji, nose, online entertainment, ramune, Rivalry, smp, streaming platforms, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VSPO girls, Vtubers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles between the Holo and Niji factions, where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama like this? Plus, rumor has it that the VSPO girls have secret powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you join the chaos or sit back and watch it all unfold? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that is our Minecraft SMP!

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