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AdultingMC: Minecraft Server

adulting, AdultingMC, aging, bills, Burnout, career advancement, Decision making, financial obligations, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, mental health struggles, Minecraft, Mundane routine, parenting challenges, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, self-doubt, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	9531	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	194	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Tired of adulting all day long? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only responsibility is not getting blown up by a creeper! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Need a break from the monotony of adult life? Come build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff just for fun. Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo full of baby zombies).

So why waste your time paying bills and going to work when you could be mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders with your friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to adulting forever! (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)

BlockyBetrayal: Cheaters Never Prosper

adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheaters, Cheating, Communication, consequences, emotional affair, forgiveness, Guilt, Happiness, Infidelity, long term affair, love, loyalty, Marriage, mistress, Prosper, relationships, satisfaction, secret relationship, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Zombie Dances:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	3764	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in a love triangle drama like a bad soap opera? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life mess behind. Build a virtual castle with your mistress, mine diamonds with your side piece, and create a secret underground love nest away from prying eyes. Who needs a cheating spouse when you have a loyal Minecraft buddy to craft with? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

DreamLegend – Anarchy ★ Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, best, Buy, Clans, Donations, DreamLegend, Economy, forever.., Friends, Fun, Giveaways, Hardcore, Join, Limits, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, privileges, PvP, Rare wipes, Resources, Sell, social networks, stabilized economy, trampolines, Updates

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	450629	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	157	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	3497	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

? DreamLegend ✨

? Why Choose Us?

✓ Trampolines – jump and have fun with friends!

✓ The best anarchy of its kind

✓ Auction – sell and buy resources from other players

✓ Stabilized economy

✓ Rare wipes

✓ Privileges forever

Play without limits, join us.?

❗Join social networks to stay up to date with new updates and giveaways❗

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CrossFireMC – Anarchy [1.21]

1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, Competitions, CrossFireMC, Custom Items, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionserver, Factionspvp, game modes, Hacks, Hacksallowed, Ip:, Minecraft, Murder Realm, OG Prisons, OGFactions, Ogprison, Ogprisons, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Questline, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to CrossFireMC, We Offer an incredible variety of fun with daily epic events, intense competitions, and amazing rewards. Immerse yourself in our unforgettable game-modes, remarkable questline’s, custom items, and more only found on CrossFireMC.

IP: CrossFireMC.comBedrock IP: COMING SOON!

Anarchy – NOW OPEN!Factions (Murder Realm) – Releases 7/4/24 @ 4:00 PM EST.OG Prisons – Release – August 2024SkyBlock 1.21 – August 2024

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MoriCraft Server

autistic screeching, Captivating, commentary, elden ring, Entertainment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Interactive, Live Stream, mori, MoriCraft, Playing, redirection, rote commentary, Server, Silence, Streamer, video games, Watching, xQc-tier

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old stuff over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even watching Mori play Elden Ring is more entertaining!

Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?

StarStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, decision, digital beings, digital unity, Division, futuristic, Futuristic technology, Holograms, holomems, Minecraft, Server, Stars, starstruck, technological acceptance, Technology, Unity, unity in holomems, unity over division, virtual acceptance, virtual beings, virtual reality

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8627	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in peace? Well, come join our server where holomems and Stars unite in harmony!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!

So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?

CraftyProfesh

Admirable, authentic, career, COOLEST, CraftyProfesh, dependable, ETHICAL, genuine, Honest, honorable, Integrity, Job, people, Profession, Reliable, respectable, Sincere, together, trustworthy, upright, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Star Shards Collected:	83
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Which profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you!

BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7746
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!

Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FunCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9455
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Emeralds Found:	256	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!

We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!

Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!