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CantHaveItMC SMP
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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.
And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

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New Server IP
MJ’s Moonwalkers Minecraft Server
#youtube, 3peat, Argument, Comment, Goat, LeBron, Lebronsexual, meme, Minecraft, MJ, MJS, moonwalkers, negative responses, Server
Are you tired of getting attacked for stating your opinions on basketball GOATs? Join our Minecraft server and escape the Lebronsexual madness! Our community is filled with fellow MJ fans who will support your argument for MJ’s greatness with memes, jokes, and epic build battles. Plus, rumor has it that MJ himself plays on our server under the username “AirJordan23”. So come join us and dunk on the haters in more ways than one!

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Epi-fail Pirate Adventure – Sinking Ships and Surprising Roleplay Towny
1700s, advanced fishing system, Adventure, armor, bedrock, Cannons, custom weapons, Discord, Earth Map, Economy, Epifail, Fishing, Geopolitical, Live Map, Map, Naval, Other, Pirate, player-built ships, PORT, Roleplay, sea monsters, Ships, Sinking, Surprising, Towny, Trailer, Treasures, Wars, Warships
Epirate
Epirate is a geopolitical towny server set in the 1700s with custom weapons and Armor, fully functional warships, Cannons. Create your own town and nation, fight in wars, capture naval regions and more!
Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system
Discord – https://discord.gg/auG8XfWmj9
Trailer – https://youtu.be/ozYxswOib-I?si=Q7y3SwkREAVmm1N8
Map – https://map.epiratemc.com/
SERVER DETAILS
IP: play.epiratemc.com
Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com
Bedrock Port: 19132 Version – 1.20.x
IMPORTANT – Epirate has released 3 days ago!

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Features
Earth Map + Live Map
Custom Weapons and Armor
Sea Monsters
Player-built ships!
Treasures
Wars and naval regions
Economy
Advanced Fishing system

Avaland VS Hypixel

Adventure, breath of fresh air, Community, creative challenges, Diverse Community, Dynamic Gameplay, exciting modes, fresh experiences, Growing Community, innovative mechanics., innovative server, interactive community, New Adventures, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, thrilling adventures, unforgettable experiences, unique challenges, vibrant and innovative, Vibrant Community, vibrant-server, wide range of modes

Hypixel vs Avaland

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded and laggy at times
Offers a wide variety of game modes and activities	Some features may be locked behind paywalls
Frequent updates and events	Community may not be as close-knit

Avaland

Pros	Cons
Offers unique and innovative game modes	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Community-focused with a closer-knit player base	May have fewer game modes and activities
Regularly introduces new mechanics and features	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out? Hypixel is known for being one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes and activities, frequent updates and events.

What makes Avaland unique? Avaland stands out for its innovative game modes, community-focused approach with a close-knit player base, and regular introduction of new mechanics and features.

Which server is better for players looking for a large community? Hypixel would be more suitable for players looking for a large and bustling community, while Avaland is better for those seeking a smaller but more intimate player base.

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344
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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!
2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!
3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.
4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!
5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

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New Server IP
Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.
We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

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☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol
admins, Basic, coffee, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Fancy, Griefprevention, Handmade, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, lol, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Theme, Unique
Java Survival SMP Server
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server address mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa
We will always strive to…
- Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
- Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.
Server rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising
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Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server
Alternative Medicine, Calithe, calithe watch, cold, cold shower therapy, habits, health, holistic healing, lefort, Lifestyle, lol, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, Recovery, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Routines, self improvement, self-care, Server, shower, Therapy, THREMBO, Thrembos, watch, wellness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures
Adventures, avant garde, BIZARRE, blocky, Cinema, cult classic, eccentric, EXPERIMENTAL, film, indie, low budget, Movie, Obscure, offbeat, quirky, strange, surreal, Trash, trashkino, Trashkinos, Unconventional, Underground, Unique, weird
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

Audius, Classes, Community, creeper, Custom, Custom Shops, Economy, ELEMENTALS, Enchants, endermen, EU, Events, explosions, Fabulous, Fashionable, Jobs, LunarSphere, Magic, mobs, Music, Nostalgia, Plots, RPG, smp, Trading, twists, US, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	audius.party
Discord	https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
Server Summary	Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to everybody.

2. Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

4. Can players claim land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

5. What regions does the server cater to?

The server caters to both EU and US communities.

Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, community-driven, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fun, Growing, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, online gaming, Player Warps, PvE, quality of life, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Comparison of Hypixel and Beefys Minecraft World:

Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Large player base	New and growing server
Multiple game modes and minigames	Focus on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes
Well-established with regular updates	Tons of quality of life features like /back, keepinv, and player warps

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Can I play minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers multiple game modes and minigames.	No, Beefys Minecraft World focuses on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes.
Is the player base large?	Yes, Hypixel has a large player base.	Beefys Minecraft World is a new and growing server.
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel is well-established with regular updates.	Beefys Minecraft World offers quality of life features like /back and keepinv.

Epirate

SERVER DETAILS