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ApeTaxCraft

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, animal rights, anthropomorphism, Apes, ApeTaxCraft, cognitive abilities, Communication, government regulations, human society, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical scenarios, language abilities, linguistic abilities, primate communication, societal norms, societal obligations, Talking Animals, tax laws, Taxation, TAXES

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9517	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	289754	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MoonRockMadness

Chang’e-6 landing area, change program, China, Geological context, geological samples, lunar data, lunar data sharing, Lunar exploration, Lunar far side, lunar geology, Lunar landing, lunar minerals, lunar mission, lunar research, lunar rocks, lunar samples, lunar science, Lunar surface, MoonRockMadness, sample analysis, space exploration

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

ExeParadise

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	439288
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

MCHell.ru Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Community, creativity, Equal, Friends, Fun, Gaming, high performance, MCHell.ru, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, powerful hardware, Relaxation, Server, Support, Survival, survival skills, teamwork

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2293
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Competitive Gaming, CraftyClash, esports, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, Footsies Handbook, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, video games, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle it out with M. Bison from Street Fighter! That’s right, we’ve got a special release where you can face off against this iconic villain in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got Year 2 Character Reveal Trailers that will blow your mind! Who knows who you’ll come across in our server, it’s a surprise at every corner.

And don’t forget about our official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website that is live and buzzing with excitement. You’ll feel like a pro player in no time on our server.

With our S2 Balance Patch, you’ll experience gameplay like never before. It’s a whole new world of possibilities and challenges waiting for you.

And if you’re looking for some high-level replays to study and learn from, we’ve got you covered. You’ll be a Minecraft Street Fighter master in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with M. Bison himself!

ObaraCraft Minecraft Server – R.I.P. Noriko Obara

age 88, animated series, Anime, Condolences, doraemon, Doronjo, iconic roles, Illness, Japanese voice actress, Minecraft, Nobita Nobi, Noriko, Noriko Obara, Obara, ObaraCraft, passes away, R.I.P, RIP, Server, Tribute, voice acting, voice actress, voice artist, voice talent, voiceover, Yatterman

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Star Shards Collected:	99	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, even Noriko Obara would have cracked up playing on it! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. And who knows, maybe you’ll even hear the ghost of Noriko Obara herself whispering jokes in your ear as you mine for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter begin!

ScreamCraft: AITA Edition

adulting, aita, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, dining out, Edition, Etiquette, family, Frustration, judgment, Manners, parenting, public behavior, public spaces, reactions, Restaurant, ScreamCraft, screaming, social norms, strangers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a hilarious way? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop entertainment and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can scream as loud as you want without any judgment! Just like that little girl in the restaurant, except you won’t get dirty looks from anyone. In fact, we encourage you to let it all out and have a blast.

Our community is filled with quirky players who love to stir up some drama and have a good laugh. Join us and be prepared for some epic yelling matches and booing sessions that will leave you in stitches.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner child (or inner AH, as some might say), join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Who knew screaming could be so much fun?

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	6721	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

MediCraft Server: 1,800+ Facilities Destroyed

CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., damaged, Destroyed, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, Facilities, full-scale invasion, health ministry, Healthcare, healthcare facilities, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, medical facilities, medical services, MediCraft, Reports, Server, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

so, liek, imagine if ur minecraft world was under attack by, liek, evil mobs and u had to, liek, fight to survive and protect ur land. well, that’s, liek, the vibe of our server, but on a whole other level.

we got over 1,800 medical facilities that have been, liek, totally wrecked by the invasion of, liek, crazy mobs. but don’t worry, u can help rebuild and save lives by joining our server and taking on epic quests to restore peace and order.

u can team up with other players, build ur own fortresses, and even battle giant bosses that will test ur skills to the max. plus, there’s, liek, secret treasures hidden all over the map that u can discover and claim as ur own.

so, if u’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in a world where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and show those evil mobs who’s boss. trust us, u won’t regret it.

AmmoCraft: Ukraine Edition

AmmoCraft, ammunition supply, arms trade, bulgaria, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military support, military surplus, Minister, peacekeeping efforts, political decision, regional stability, security assistance, strategic partnership, surplus ammunition, Ukraine

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can shoot creepers with bulgarian ammo!!! join now for the ultimate battle experience! our minister said we have so much ammo we can send some to ukraine, but we rather use it to blow up zombies in minecraft lol. come join the fun and see how many creepers u can take down with bulgarian firepower!!! #minecraft #bulgarianammo #creeperkiller