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Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Love Letters Sent:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	230
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4225
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2168
Villages Defended:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	6271
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7509
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.