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LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

UntrustworthySteve

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

Close Call Craft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9755
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

StepmomTearsCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Animals Bred:	173	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

AfterlifeCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	582

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!