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KidneyCraft

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, can’t stop drinking, Chronic illness, excessive drinking, harmful habits, health issues, kidney damage, kidney pain, kidney problems, KidneyCraft, medical concerns, my kidneys hurt, organ pain, physical pain, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	287	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make your kidneys hurt from all the excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard that your kidneys will be begging for mercy! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet, and a community of players who are all just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your kidneys may never forgive you if you don’t join our server today!

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1256
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crops Grown:	6189
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

SibCraftHouseWars

Auction, compensation, Debts, Europe, expats abroad, family drama, family house, family reunions, Father, heritage, Inheritance, legal issues, Mother, ownership, Property, registration fees, renovation, SibCraftHouseWars, Siblings, TAXES

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	4847	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inheritance drama that will make you forget about building blocks and start building alliances instead.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where refusing heritage and paying off debts can lead to a full-blown family feud? Witness the epic saga of siblings fighting over who deserves a cut of the virtual house renovation funds. Will they reconcile and build together, or will they tear each other apart like creepers in the night?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of robbing your own family members, all while trying to save a virtual house from auction. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the villain who destroyed family unity? The choice is yours on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and inheritance disputes to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building adventures!

TVSeriesFanMC SMP

best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, favorite TV Series, must-watch TV Series, smp, top tv series, TV series, TV show addiction, TV show binge, TV show discussion, TV show fandom, TV show marathon, TV show obsession, TV show ratings, TV show recommendations, TV show recommendations 2021, TV show recommendations 2022., TV Show Reviews, TV show streaming, TV show suggestions, TVSeriesFanMC

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of watching TV series and wishing you could jump into the screen and live in that world? Well, now you can…kind of! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the drama, action, and romance of your favorite TV series in blocky form!

Imagine building your own version of the Upside Down from Stranger Things, or creating a castle fit for a Lannister in Game of Thrones. Who needs Netflix when you can live out your favorite shows in Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Steve Jobs haunts our server, offering players enchanted apples in exchange for redstone. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of Herobrine himself, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and turn your favorite TV series into a hilarious, pixelated adventure!

CraftySingles30+

30 Years, Above, CraftySingles30, DATING, dating advice, dating at 30, dating challenges, Dating experiences, dating in adulthood, dating in your 30s, dating struggles, dating tips, finding love, love, people, relationships, romance, single, Single life, Singles

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1352
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being a single Pringle at 30 and above? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your perfect blocky match! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible players just waiting to build a love connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have TNT explosions and diamond swords to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can bond over your shared love of mining and crafting. Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always block them (literally) and move on to the next player.

So why waste your time swiping left and right when you could be building a future with someone special on our Minecraft server? Love is just a /tp command away!

FlameCraft Minecraft Server

arson, Arsonist, Attacks, crime, criminal activity, emergency response, Europe, FlameCraft, France, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Olympic ceremony, Paris, Public Safety, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, train network, Transportation, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7872	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even the arsonists in France couldn’t resist causing chaos just to distract themselves from missing out on all the fun! Like, imagine blowing up trains just to try and get in on the action, smh.

Join this server if you wanna be part of a community so wild that even the Olympics can’t compete. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low low price of 1 emerald. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on every Friday night for a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are so epic, even the history books will be like, “Dang, wish I was there!”

EuroCraft: From Russia with Love

1.5 billion euros, asset freeze, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, EuroCraft, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen Russian assets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, love, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions relief, Transfers, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta grind for diamonds and stuff? well, on our server, u don’t gotta grind for nothin’ cuz we got a secret chest filled with unlimited diamonds hidden in the spawn area! and get this, every time u find a diamond, a baby panda spawns in real life and does a little dance for u! how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re like the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever! u gotta join just to witness their epic dance moves, trust me.

also, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a dream come true, man. so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life!

AcneCraft: Creamy Combo Battle

acne, acne cream, acne skincare, acne treatment, AcneCraft, battle, Ceramide, ceramide cream, clinical trial, Combo, cream, creamy, dermatological study, Dermatology, double-blinded, efficacy, hydrophilic cream, Niacinamide, niacinamide cream, randomized controlled trial, skincare, Skincare Routine, split face, topical treatment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6644	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol dis server is like a magical cream for ur minecraft experience. u kno how u put on dat acne cream and ur face is like BAM clear skin? well dis server is like dat but for ur gaming soul. u put on dis server and ur minecraft skills are like BOOM improved. u gonna be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ da sickest castles in no time. it’s like u got dat niacinamide and ceramide power boost for ur gameplay. join dis server and watch ur minecraft dreams come true. trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Counsel

RPG Survival Economy PvP Minigames Creative Vanilla Skyblock Faction Towny Prison Pixelmon Modded Hardcore Parkour Roleplay Quests Dungeons Custom Exploration, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	3225	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

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