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Basement Gaming: Where the only thing more underground than our cave base is our jokes! (SMP)

Adventure, August 9th, base, basement, cave, Chaos, Community, Discord, Empire, Gaming, ggservers, Griefing, HACKING, History, jokes, Legacy, Mods, Performance, rules, smp, Spawn, Support, Survival, Underground, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Community with History
Play Your Way – Griefing Allowed
Simple Rules: No hacking
Vanilla+ Experience with curated mods
Beautiful Spawn
Join on August 9th

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server starting August 9th! Simply log in with the server IP address.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

The main rule is no hacking. Other than that, feel free to play as you wish!

3. Can I grief other players’ builds?

Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos or build your own empire!

4. Is there support for installing mods?

Yes, there is support for installing mods. Reach out to the community for assistance if needed.

5. Where is the server hosted?

The server is proudly hosted by GGServers, known for their reliable performance and excellent support.

6. How can I join the community Discord server?

You can join our Discord community by following this link: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

HotFriendCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Buy, Communication, Deal, Discord, Friend, hot friend, HotFriendCraft, interested, Investment, kik, Minecraft, MONEY, Négotiation, offer, opportunity, Purchase, reduced rate, Save, savings, Sell, Server, transaction

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Runes Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of grinding for wins on your own? Well, fear not because on our server, you can BUY wins at a reduced rate! That’s right, you can skip all the hard work and just purchase your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that one of our hot friends is selling wins too! Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can make deals with hot friends? So leave your Kik or Discord and get ready to save up for the next big buy on our server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Minecraft SMP: The Fallout Bros – WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE STILL F*CKING AROUND

action, Adventure, bros, brotherhood, COMEBACK, cooperative play, dystopian, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fallout, Fallout bros, Fcking, Gaming, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, post-apocalyptic, resurgence, smp, Survival, teamwork, Thrilling, Unity, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	9383	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	8871	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic party where anything goes!

Join us if you want to ride mutant chickens into battle, build a base inside a giant radioactive watermelon, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until a creeper blows you up, whichever comes first).

So grab your diamond pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one explosion at a time!

MomNeedsAJob Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomNeedsAJob, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to fight with your mom over coffee and tea anymore! Join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone finishing all your beverages. No more arguments over snacks or missing chips – it’s all about crafting and building here!

Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can even invite your mom to play with you. Who knows, maybe she’ll find a new job in our virtual world and stop driving you crazy in real life. Let’s turn those family feuds into friendly competitions in Minecraft!

BabysitBossMomNoob

BabysitBossMomNoob, babysitter, babysitting preferences, babysitting reputation, Boundaries, court orders, custody battle, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, INDEPENDENCE, Parental authority, parental control, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily, teenage rebellion, teenage responsibilities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test in the most epic way possible! Join us and show off your babysitting prowess as you navigate through challenges and adventures with virtual kids of all ages.

Ever wanted to prove your babysitting skills to your mom’s new stepkids? Well, now you can in our virtual world! Show them who’s boss as you whip up some virtual pizza and leave them to their own devices while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

But beware, your mom’s husband may show up to complain about your babysitting skills, so be prepared to defend your choices and stand your ground. Who knew babysitting could be so intense and drama-filled?

So join us on our Minecraft server and show the world that you may not be the best babysitter in real life, but in the virtual world, you’re a babysitting legend in the making! Let’s see if you can handle the ultimate babysitting challenge and prove once and for all that you’re the master of Minecraft babysitting.

CraftyKidz: Life Lessons & Laughs

Character development, childhood education, childhood experiences, childhood impact, childhood lessons, childhood memories, childhood reflections, CraftyKidz, early influences, early life lessons, forming values, impact of upbringing, influential experiences, laughs, learning from childhood, lessons, Life, life influences, life lessons, life shaping experiences, personal growth, self reflection, shaping beliefs, shaping identity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Gems Collected:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Remember when you were a kid and you learned that the floor is lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor is actually made of diamonds! That’s right, every step you take could lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, battling dragons, and building your own empire out of precious gems. Who needs a boring old childhood lesson when you can have an epic adventure in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your inner child run wild in a world where the floor is always lava…but also diamonds.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Arrival, bilateral relations, CraftyKremlin, Defense, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, Government, high-level delegation, Interfax, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, Minecraft, News, press release, Russian, security official, Server, shoigu, summit meeting, top official

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

lol imagine a minecraft server where top russian security official shoigu arrives in iran but instead of dealing with political stuff, he’s just there to play minecraft with you. like, he shows up in full security gear ready to protect your diamond stash from creepers and zombies. plus, he brings his own pet bear to help you mine for resources. it’s like a crazy crossover episode of minecraft and the russian government. join this server for the most epic gaming experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftySaboteurz

#covert operations, Attacks, CounterTerrorism, CraftySaboteurz, eastern europe, Espionage, foils, foreign interference, intelligence, investigation, kyiv, national security, Network, plotting, Russian saboteur, sabotage, SECURITY, suspected, Terrorism, threat detection, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Void Armor Forged:	21

lol u kno wat else is gettin foiled? ur boring minecraft world!! come join our server and be part of the ultimate epic battle against the evil Russian saboteurs who are tryna take over!! we got explosions, secret missions, and a whole lotta chaos waitin for u to join in on the fun!! fight alongside ur fellow gamers and save Ukraine from total destruction!! join now and be a hero!! #minecraftmadness #russiansaboteurs #epicbattles

CraftyCollarz: More rare than Ivy

acceptance rate, career, college degree, Competition, corporate culture, CraftyCollarz, education, employment, Experience, higher education, interview, ivy, Ivy league school, job market, job position, Job Search, networking, PROFESSIONAL, qualifications, rare, Résumé, Skills, white collar job

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	956
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up! You wanna know the real deal? Forget about those boring white collar jobs, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the chance of getting a white collar job position is probably lower than getting accepted into an IVY league school in this job market.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a giant statue of a potato, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a white collar job when you can have this much fun?

CholesterolCraftOmega3

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, CholesterolCraftOmega3, Dietary supplements, fatty acids, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health, healthy lifestyle, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, lipid metabolism, Long-term Health, nutrition, omega-3, Prevention, research, study, Supplements

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	1766
Farms Harvested:	573	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.