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Gintama Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, ch347, ch350, comedy, ep228, ep229, Fourtaaaay, gintama, japanese, Love Choriss arc, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Parody, Samurai, series, SHONEN, smp, storytime, thread270605224, Volume 40

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a herd of cats on roller skates.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident builder accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Or how about the time our resident redstone genius built a contraption that launched players into the sky every time they tried to mine a block?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And don’t even get me started on our “Chicken Army War” where players battle it out using nothing but an army of clucking chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

DadRescueSisAITA

babysit, children, dad, DadRescueSisAITA, daycare, disagreement, DOCTORS, family, family emergency, financially back on her feet, grocery shopping, Job, Meeting, Police, Rent, rent free, sister, temporary, U haul, Utilities, work from home

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I let my sister move in and it turned into a chaotic mess.

Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled family members who think they can do whatever they want, just like when my sister left her baby alone while I was in a meeting. Will you stand your ground like I did, or will you give in to the madness?

Witness the epic showdown between siblings as they argue over rent-free living arrangements and babysitting duties. Will you choose to call the police like I did, or will you let the chaos continue?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from hysterical crying to screaming matches, all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, when things get out of hand, sometimes you just have to call in Dad with a U-Haul to save the day. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

TasteTestGuru Minecraft SMP

bad taste, culinary experience, disgusting taste, flavor profile, Food tasting, horrible taste, Minecraft, smp, taste buds, taste experience, taste experiment, taste exploration, taste palette, taste perception, taste preferences, taste sensation, taste sensation exploration, taste test, TasteTestGuru, trying new flavors, unpleasant taste, worst taste

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Taste Test Challenge,” where players must try to survive the worst tasting foods in Minecraft, from rotten flesh smoothies to creeper droppings stew. Can you handle the taste bud torture and come out victorious?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and outrageous challenges that await you. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

MinecraftMunchies

comfort food, cravings, cuisine, culinary delight, culinary enjoyment, dietary restrictions, eating habits, Favorite Food, Food, food preferences, indulgence, long term choice, Meal, MineCraftMunchies, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, satisfaction in simplicity, survival food, Sustenance, taste buds

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only food you can eat is virtual cake! Why, you ask? Because our server is located in a magical land where all the food is made of cake and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Join us for a sweet adventure like no other!

Imagine building your dream house out of giant cake blocks and frosting roofs. And don’t worry about getting hungry, because you can just take a bite out of your walls whenever you feel peckish. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of fearless cake knights who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to steal your delicious treats.

So come join us on our cake-filled Minecraft server and satisfy your sweet tooth for eternity. Who needs real food when you can have cake for every meal? It’s a piece of cake to join us, so what are you waiting for?

Fetch Masters United

Animals, Behavior, Cats, Dogs, dogs and cats, fetch, Household, Males, Masters, pet activities, pet behavior, pet companionship., pet habits, pet interaction, pet owners, pet ownership, pet playtime, pet training, Pets, Play, United, younger

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CATS WHO PLAY FETCH BETTER THAN DOGS! YA HEARD RIGHT, THESE CATS BE OUT HERE BREAKIN’ STEREOTYPES AND FETCHIN’ LIKE PROS. WE EVEN GOT CATS WHO CAN OUTFETCH DOGS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS LIFE ANYMORE? JOIN US AND WITNESS THE EPICNESS OF CATS PLAYIN’ FETCH LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, WE GOT DOGS WHO THINK THEY’RE CATS AND CATS WHO THINK THEY’RE DOGS, IT’S A FREAKIN’ ZOO UP IN HERE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE MADNESS, JOIN NOW! 🐱🐶🤪

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

Basketball, bball, king of the fourth quarter, kot4q, kot4q nba, kot4q no money spent, kot4q rebuild, Minecraft, nba 2k23, nba 2k23 challenge, nba 2k23 myeras, nba 2k23 rebuild, nba 2k24, nba 2k24 rebuild, nba rebuild, Rebuild, rebuilding challenge, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

KOT4Q, also known as Kenny Beecham, is a popular YouTube content creator and basketball commentator. Known for his laid-back and humorous style, KOT4Q primarily focuses on NBA-related content, including reactions, analysis, and discussions about the league and its players. With a large following on social media, KOT4Q has established himself as a prominent voice within the basketball community.

ValkofMC

Anarchy, Builder, Chaos, cooperation, creativity, Dangers, DOMINATE, Fight, freedom, landscape, Minecraft, smp, Story, strategy, Survival, thieves, traitors, Treasures, Unpredictable, Vanilla, warrior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to the chaos of our new Anarchy SMP in Minecraft! Here, there are no rules and complete freedom. Whether you’re a peaceful builder or a ruthless warrior, this is your chance to prove your worth. Cooperate with others or fight everyone, the choice is yours. Our world is filled with vast landscapes, hidden treasures, and countless dangers. We encourage creativity and strategy, but be warned: traitors and thieves lurk everywhere. Can you survive and dominate in this unpredictable world? Join the fight and write your own story in our Anarchy SMP!

148.251.91.186:31016

Lunar Loco: Where Moons Collide and Bananas Run Wild!

Active, Bananas, Bases, Builder Applications, collide, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, discord server, Economy, Events, Friendly, LOCO, Lunar, Moons, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, RUN, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, Wild

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

LUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!

IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz

We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:

Features
Semi-Vanilla with extra commands (/home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime)
Player-run bases anywhere in the world
Shopping District for player economy with Diamonds as currency
Datapacks for multiplayer friendly server
Friendly and active community on both Minecraft & Discord
Active staff and protection plugins
Events and PvP Colosseum Arena

!! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !!

We are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to better understand their duties. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz in your Minecraft client.
What are the server commands available?	Some of the commands available are /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime.
Where can I find more information about the server’s rules?	You can find the server rules and guidelines in the Discord server or by asking a staff member in-game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server and we have protection plugins in place to prevent it.

Jaw & Neck Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, facial features, facial structure, facial symmetry, fashion, forward grown, Grooming, JAW, Minecraft, NECK, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self-perception, Server, Style, thick neck, wide jaws

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6665
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a thick neck and wide jaws is the key to being the most attractive player in the game! Forget about those pesky facial features and focus on beefing up your neck muscles for maximum hotness.

Join us and witness the magic of how a strong neck can make you the envy of all your fellow players. No need for fancy clothes or perfect features – just a thick neck and wide jaws will have you turning heads in no time.

So come on, join our server and show off your neck gains to the world. Who knew that the secret to Minecraft beauty was in your neck all along?

Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire

ABUSIVE, attention seeking, bad in bed, big booty, Cluster B personality disorders, crazy, debate skills, domestic violence, drama queen, emotional vampire, faking pregnancy, false accusations, Fire, girl, good cook, House, Jobless, latina, manipulative, Minecraft, next victim, police involvement, set, small tits, smp, validation seeking

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	9447
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3824
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Items Found:	5152
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.