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Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2271	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mines Excavated:	2843
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1198	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4513	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!