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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8491 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5212 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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