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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Girls’ Frontline General, lore material, major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode season, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

aromatherapy, bedtime, calming, chamomile, Chillcraft, comfort, Deep Breathing, Flavorful, Fun, herbal tea, lavender, meditation, Peaceful, peppermint, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, soothing, stress relief, Tranquility, unwind, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9555
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Vitamin Boosted Salad

agricultural innovation, beta-carotene, biofortified, Boosted, Cancer, cell growth, crop improvement, food technology, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, Golden Lettuce, health benefits, healthy vision, Heart Disease, immune function, nutrition, plant breeding, salad, sustainable farming, Vitamin, vitamin A, VITAMINS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4517
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

anti cheat, antibot, Community, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, Gm 1, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueMC.ru, version 1.9, VK GROUP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Void Gems Collected:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

free.mc-server.ru

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, colorful animation, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, lillian, magical creatures, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Nyammy, positive vibes, Precure, relatable episode, Server, Smile Voice, teamwork, transformation sequence, Wonderful, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Towns Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	141
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	70	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Votes:	3336	Dragons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6908
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	167

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.