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Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2882	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	207336	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	610	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9265	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4209	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Associations, atmosphere, Bases, Clans, clean, Community, Donations, Empires, Events, Map, MIKENRAFT, Minecraft, Players, principalities, republics, Server, Unions, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6151	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5918

Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

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Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	9252
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	169
Votes:	5455	Ores Mined:	1727
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.