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Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7197
Enchantments Applied:	171	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it!”

HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where showing up unannounced to people’s houses is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We believe in spreading chaos and confusion wherever we go, and what better way to do that than by randomly appearing in someone’s living room while they’re trying to mine diamonds?

Join us if you have a knack for sneaking into other players’ bases undetected, stealing their prized possessions, and leaving behind a trail of confusion and bewilderment. Our community thrives on the thrill of the unexpected, so if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen at any moment, look no further!

But beware, our members are known for their devious pranks and elaborate hoaxes. One time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with TNT, leading to a spectacular explosion that could be heard across the entire server. It was a sight to behold, and a reminder that on this SMP, you never know what might happen next.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us and become part of a community that thrives on unpredictability and mischief. Just make sure to lock your doors and keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors – you never know who might show up next!

CraftyDailyFun

Consistency, CraftyDailyFun, daily habits, daily routine, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habit formation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, organization, personal development, Prioritization, productivity, Reflection, self improvement, self-care, success, Time management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	7794	Runes Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! And that’s not all – every day at exactly 3:33 PM, a magical unicorn will descend from the sky and grant one lucky player the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to speak to animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

APPEAL, BLOCK, blocktopia, Brazil, Brazilian government, challenge, Constitutional, court system, decision, judge, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, Minecraft, Nationwide, panel, precedent, Ruling, Server, SUPREME COURT, unanimous, uphold

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, demonstration, gaza, General strike, Government, Hamas, Israel, leadership, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, opposition, Palestinian, Politics, protest, Sinwar, Sinwars, solidarity, strike, Support, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the general strike is just a cover for our epic support for Sinwar and Hamas! we got crazy builds and insane pvp battles that will make you question reality. our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything for their beloved leaders. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MaizeMazeMadness

agriculture, agritourism, autumn, Corn, cornfield maze, crop, Fall Season, family fun, Farm, field, Harvest, Harvest Festival, labyrinth, Maize, MaizeMazeMadness, Maze, navigation, outdoor activity, Plants, puzzle, Rural

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a cornfield maze that will make you question your sanity. get lost in a maze of maize and try to find your way out before the corn monsters get you.

we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.

Pixel Pals PTSD Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CREEPER WHO DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY AND INVITE ALL HIS MOB FRIENDS. BUT THEN, A GROUP OF BRAVE PLAYERS CAME ALONG AND CRASHED THE PARTY WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS AND ARMOR. IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, BUT THE PLAYERS CAME OUT VICTORIOUS AND THE CREEPER NEVER THREW A PARTY AGAIN.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU TOO CAN HAVE EPIC ADVENTURES LIKE THIS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYSTERIES WAITING TO BE UNCOVERED. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A MAGICAL UNICORN WHO WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES (OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT A PLAYER CAN DREAM).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND LET THE FUN BEGIN! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY CREEPER PARTIES THAT MAY OCCUR DURING YOUR GAMEPLAY)

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, family friendly, here’s johnny, Inside Out 2, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter, Surviving on ONE OP BLOCK With MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS!, Surviving One BILLIONAIRE Block In Minecraft!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	405618
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining Minecraft gameplay videos. With a loyal following of fans, Johnny brings humor and creativity to his videos, showcasing his skills in the virtual world of Minecraft. His content is loved by viewers of all ages and has garnered millions of views on his channel. Johnny continues to grow his online presence and inspire fellow gamers with his passion for all things Minecraft.

MangoBay: Where even the creepers wear hula skirts! Semi-Vanilla fun with custom shops and cross-platform madness.

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4270	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mines Excavated:	3035	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.mangobaymc.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Website	www.mangobaymc.com

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and much more. We do not believe in “Pay to win” nonsense and offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I become an active member of the server?	By participating in the community, voting, and supporting the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house, and more.
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and offer rewards through voting instead.

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

JumpManiac Minecraft SMP

agility, athlete, athletic performance, Athletics, Competition, coordination, determination, Difficulty, high jumping, jumping technique, JumpManiac, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, Practice, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, strength training, Technique, track and field, Training, vertical leap

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	9215
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Emeralds Found:	7420

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, high jumping is the ultimate challenge! We’ve installed anti-gravity mods that will have you bouncing around like a kangaroo on steroids. Can you reach the highest point in the sky without falling to your doom? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Jumping Jackalope, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic jumping contests. Rumor has it that whoever can out-jump the Jackalope will be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and bragging rights for life. Are you brave enough to take on this hair-raising challenge?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience? Come on in and test your jumping skills against gravity-defying obstacles and mythical creatures. Just remember, the sky’s the limit (literally) on our server!