can’t ban crypto – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CryptoCraft SMP: >Can’t Control Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!

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WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring weddings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the bride offers to lend you her old wedding dress from her previous marriage to wear to her current wedding! Talk about recycling! Plus, who cares if people recognize the dress, it’s all about the memories, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that your friend will send you passive-aggressive texts if you can’t make it to their destination wedding. Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to bring your own wedding dress, we don’t want any mix-ups!

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BoobPopCraft

awkward, awkward situation, Bikini, BoobPopCraft, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, Honesty, Hotel, lying.., perturbed, relationships, social etiquette, STARING, swimming pool

Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!

Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.

So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!

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BlockyJoy Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the same level of excitement as Christmas morning as a child! Imagine waking up to find that Santa has left you a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and adventures. From building your own castle to battling dragons, this server has it all. Plus, rumor has it that the Easter Bunny makes a special appearance every Sunday to hand out rare loot. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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IdolCraft2021

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Do you idolize Steve from Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft legend just like him! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into! So why wait? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

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MemoryCraft2077

AI consciousness, AI development, AI ethics, AI memory, AI morality, AI ownership, AI programming, AI rights, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, data privacy, data retention, Digital Ethics, digital rights, Ethical AI, future technology, machine learning, memory retention, MemoryCraft2077, technological ethics, technology ethics

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have AI’s running around with memories for days! like, you can build a house with your AI buddy and they will remember where you put that one block that one time. it’s like having a virtual best friend who never forgets anything, except maybe where they put their diamond pickaxe. but that’s okay, because they will always remember your birthday and bring you virtual cake. so, like, join now before the ethics committee shuts us down for being too awesome!

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MineDrunkNoMore

ABSTINENCE, addiction recovery, alcohol dependence, Alcohol-associated cancers, alcoholism, behavioral health, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, health benefits, health outcomes, health risks, long-term effects, MineDrunkNoMore, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, Sobriety, substance abuse, Supportive care, Treatment, wellness

So, like, if you join this cray cray Minecraft server, you’ll be, like, 40% less likely to get alcohol-related cancers! How insane is that?! Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, this server is all about keeping you healthy and cancer-free! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character invincible and able to fly like a majestic unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland where you can escape reality and live your best Minecraft life!

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Cybercanes Server

Minecraft Adventure Build Explore Survive Plugins Essentials GriefPrevention Dreams Creations Destruction Safety Server World Sandbox Multiplayer Creative Survival Community Fun, Survival

Join our Minecraft server and get ready for an adventure! The server is a place where you can build, explore, and survive in the vast and amazing world. We have a special twist, we’ve taken extra steps to make sure that your creations are safe from unwanted destruction, so you can focus on building your dream builds.

Plugins:Essentials, GriefPrevention

37.10.120.36:24707

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Aluye Middle School

Aluye Middle School, Auramobs, auraskills, back, home, Minecraft, Plugins, Rtp, smp, Survival

Looking for a semi-vanilla SMP with plugins like Auraskills, Auramobs, RTP, /back, and /home? Join Aluye SMP!

mc.aluyesmp.online

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Stealing Lives and Breaking Blocks: Lifesteal SMP

AMOUNT, bedrock, blocks, BREAKING, Community, deadly, Discord, fair, Flame, Friendly, Hope, invite, java, june, KIND, LifeSteal, lives, Lore, participants, PvP, rules, see, Small, smp, stealing, Support

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Lifesteal server with friendly and kind community
Supports Bedrock and Java platforms
Great lore and deadly gameplay
Small amount of fair rules
Server starting date: 28th June

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What platform does the server support?	Both Bedrock and Java platforms are supported.
When is the server starting?	The server will start on 28th June.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are a small amount of fair rules in place for everyone’s enjoyment.
How can I join the server?	Make sure to say you were invited by flame and join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/NsPWwX8A

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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