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CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	7468	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	7520

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6762	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6894
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7674
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchantments Applied:	267
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	134
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!