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PuppyPartyCraft

animal shelter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dog shelter, dog walking, emotions, Empathy, Entertainment, exclusion, feelings, Friends, friendship, instagram, love, negative energy, outing, PuppyPartyCraft, social media, uninvited, volunteering

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	136
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring dog shelters where people just walk dogs and don’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking virtual dogs who are anything but well-behaved. These dogs will pull you in all directions, pee everywhere, and try to lick you (aka give you kisses) non-stop. But hey, that’s just part of the excitement!

Forget about calm and cute dogs, our virtual pups are wild teenagers who just want to have a good time. And if you’re lucky, they might even take you on a crazy adventure around the virtual park.

But beware, if you’re expecting a relaxing time, this server is not for you. We’re all about high-energy, chaotic dog walks that will leave you breathless and begging for more.

So come join us and let’s show those shelter dogs some love in the most hilarious and insane way possible. Who knows, you might even end up posting Instagram stories about your wild virtual dog walking adventures!

Wanderlust SMP: Neverland Tour

10. International travel, 11. Exotic destinations, 12. Cultural experience, 13. Unforgettable journey, 14. Faraway lands, 15. Remote destinations, 16. Once-in-a-lifetime trip, 17. Distant shores, 18. Exotic travel, 19. Travel goals, 2. Wanderlust, 20. Longing for exploration, 3. Dream destination, 4. Bucket list, 5. Adventure, 6. Explore, 7. Vacation, 8. Wanderlust, 9. Dream vacation, neverland, smp, Tour, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	487	Votes:	2597

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring old country in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where you can travel to any country you desire without ever leaving your computer screen! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in France? Just build it! Craving some sushi in Japan? Craft it yourself! The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can explore the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on this crazy adventure!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

bad online dating experiences, CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster, dating app awkward encounters, dating app awkward moments, dating app bizarre encounters, dating app cautionary tales, dating app cringe moments, dating app disappointments, dating app fails, dating app funny stories, dating app horror stories, dating app letdowns, dating app nightmares, dating app red flags, dating app shockers, dating app strange encounters, dating app strange matches, dating app unexpected twists, dating app weird experiences, unexpected dating app encounters, worst dating app surprise

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1525
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dates and right on duds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating app alternative!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills and impress them with your redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can just show off your pixelated palace?

But that’s not all – we have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate on our server. Just one sip and you’ll be head over heels in love with the first player you see. Who needs Tinder when you have magic potions?

So say goodbye to swiping and hello to mining and crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

VikingBones Minecraft Server

ancient bones, Ancient civilization, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological find, archaeologists, burial ground, burial site, cultural heritage, Danish, Excavation, historical artifacts, historical discovery, Medieval Era, Minecraft, Nordic history, Norse warriors, Scandinavian culture, Server, Skeletons, Unearth, Viking, VikingBones

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, so like, on this server, we got a bunch of Viking skeletons just chillin’ underground. They’re like the OG players, been grindin’ since the medieval times. Join us and you can team up with these ancient warriors to conquer the Minecraft world. Plus, they drop mad loot like ancient swords and shields. It’s like a historical treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies tryna ruin the party. So come on, join the server and let’s raid some dungeons with our Viking squad!

BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

aggression, arms race, bile, BileCraft, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military power, nuclear capacity, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukes, political tension, russia, Russian, UN speech, united nations, West, Western, woes, world politics

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Votes:	2139
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7009
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Join our Peaceful Vanilla Club – where even the skeletons are too relaxed for combat!

beta 1.7.3, club, Combat, commands, crossplay, hard mode, Hard Survival Areas, Join, Land Claims, LGBTQ, Nostalgia, Oculus, Peaceful, Pet Management, Player-Managed Economy, Playtime ranks, PvE, PvP arenas, quality of life, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Skeletons, smp, Tranquil Sanctuary, Utilities, Vanilla, Vivecraft, vr

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	1920	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Players	mc.peacefulvanilla.club [no port]
Bedrock Players	bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club [port 19132]
Website	www.peacefulvanilla.club
Web Maps	www.peacefulvanilla.club/maps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server with both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server is based on Java Edition but you can also play with Bedrock Edition. You can also play with MCPE on iOS and Android smartphones.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is restricted to designated arenas only. There is no PvP outside of these areas.

3. Are there any map resets on this server?

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous world.

4. Is there a player-managed economy on the server?

Yes, there is a fully functional player-driven economic system in place. Players can establish their own shops and engage in business endeavors.

5. How can I protect my territory on the server?

You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Players can also rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to their liking.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Amazon ranking, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Falcom, Falcom Games, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, NİSA, Oath in Felghana, pastebin, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Western release, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1552	Animals Bred:	73
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for jokes and puns. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that one player found a chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted gear so powerful, they became unstoppable in PvP battles. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to uncover these hidden treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Who knows what you’ll discover in this wacky world of blocky wonders!

Sucker’s Minecraft SMP Rally

bear market, Fail, financial news, investing, market analysis, market behavior, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market manipulation, market prediction, market psychology, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Rally, smp, stock market, sucker’s rally, suckers, Trading

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7655	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ores Mined:	4898	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face challenges like no other, such as fighting off a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords or trying to navigate through a maze filled with explosive chickens.

Our server is filled with wacky and zany players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and sabotage each other. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT to creating elaborate traps that will make you question your sanity, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. You will need to have nerves of steel and a sense of humor to survive the madness that awaits you. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and come out on top, then join us and see if you can become the ultimate champion of this sucker’s rally!

No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

GoldDiggerAlert!

birthday celebration, blocked sibling, cake incident, communication breakdown, Confrontation, expensive bill, family drama, family dynamics, family fallout, financial issues, financial responsibility, gold digger, GoldDiggerAlert, greediness, Inappropriate Behavior, job loss, life choices, parental support, relationship advice, sibling conflict, upscale restaurant

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!

Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!