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  • NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

    NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

    But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

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  • TrendHater420 – Minecraft SMP

    TrendHater420 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! We are the only server where the trend is to be completely ridiculous and over the top.

    Join us if you can’t stand the highly popularized trend of playing Minecraft like a normal person. On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your trading skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So why waste your time on those boring SMPs when you can join us and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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