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4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	4116	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	1081
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Animals Bred:	63	Potions Brewed:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	447
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

20241113, blocky, Committee, Congress, documents, Government, Hearing, HHRG-118-GO12, House, inquiry, investigation, law, legislation, madness, Meeting, Minecraft, Official, Politics, SD003, Server, Session, Transcript, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	3161	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!