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Honkai: Star Rail General – The Minecraft Server for Epic Battles and Memes!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Farms Harvested:	163	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where you can sway to the beat like Robin in “Sway to My Beat” trailer.

Imagine a world where you can soar through the skies like Myriad Celestia in “If We Had Wings” trailer. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you weep like in the “Then Wake to Weep” trailer.

With character banners like Robin, Topaz, Hanya, and Xueyi, and light cone banners like Flowing Nightglow and Blissful, you’ll be immersed in a world of wonder and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like GIFTVAJEGY4MNMDK and STARRAILGIFTROBININSIDE0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR will give you exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! It’s so awesome, even Jade’s 5* Quantum Erudition can’t compare!

ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	9575	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crops Grown:	5158

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ores Mined:	8373
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8013
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	4055	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	104	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.