Cannibals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Healing Nature Minecraft Realm

fixing economy, MAGA, Minecraft, immigration issues, Expelling

Join NOW or Forever Live in the Shadow of the Creeping Darkness!

Welcome, brave soul, to *Minecraft Universe of Absolute Confusion*! It’s the greatest server—or the worst, depending on which reality you choose to believe! One moment you’ll be building your dreams, the next, A GIANT LASER CAT will vaporize your pixelated accomplishments! Why are you still reading? Doesn’t the idea of fetching enchanted underwear from a demonic llama sound heavenly? This is where conflicted souls collide in a kaleidoscope of terror and joy! Come and find out if the blocks are actually made of consciousness!

Feature	Description
Endless Sky Drops	Sky rains diamonds, but only when you’re NOT looking! Catch them if you dare!
Dancing Enderman Disco	All mobs dance, except for the ones that plot your downfall in Morse code.
Obsidian Veggies	Farm the strongest crops! But they whisper secrets that may change your mind.
Reality Swaps	Change your skin! Change your sanity! Change the very fabric of existence!
Creeper Healing	Creepers give hugs! They explode from affection…

Frequently Asked Questions (in a world where logic is a myth)

Q: How do I join?A: You must chant the forbidden numbers while staring at the moon at midnight. Or just press “Join.”

Q: Is this server stable?A: Stability is an illusion, and so is gravity. Prepare for instability if you value your sanity!

Q: What version do we use?A: The version where cats rule and logic drools! Or maybe 1.16 if you can find it.

Q: Can I invite friends?A: Only if they’re ready to confront the abyss of their own existence! What if THEY are the monsters?

Random Reviews (of a reality that may not exist)

“He's also ending ALL the foreign wars. MAGA!”

“Trump is expelling the cat-eating Haitian cannibals and giving jobs back to Americans.”

“The void gazes back, but who is really watching?”

“Better than therapy, but only if therapy involves exploding sheep!”

Food Delivery Cannibals

ethical concerns, cultural taboos, personal care, gross, Food Safety

join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

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Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

Server, savage, indigenous culture, social norms, cultural appropriation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

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KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, Mods, open-ended, Fists of Justice, Slave

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

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CreeperCannibals

Ethics, controversial, satire, existentialism, Consumption

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

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Crafty Cannibals: The Hungry Games

Beach Code, Hunger Games Thread, games, Slides, HG

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Hunger Games thread where you can post a picture and a name to enter the ultimate battle for survival.

Watch as your entry competes against 23 other crazy characters in a fight to the death. Will you be the last one standing? Or will you meet a hilarious demise along the way?

But wait, there’s more! You can even roleplay along with the slides as they come out, adding another level of insanity to the mix. And don’t worry about double suicides, they’re totally null here because, well, that would just be too dark for our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun on our server where the code is Beach Code (whatever that means) and where the number of tributes may or may not equal 24 at all times. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Corbacraft: Where even the Creepers follow a ‘no pay to win’ policy! Join our friendly community today!

Minecraft, Play, Pay, Thrill, strategy

Minecraft Server Overview

Information	Version 1.20.4
Server Address	PLAY.CORBACRAFT.COM
Server Website	https://corbacraft.com

What is Corbacraft

Experience the thrill of fair play with Corbacraft’s non-pay-to-win environment! We believe in skill and dedication, not deep pockets, ensuring every player has an equal chance to thrive. Join our community where success is earned through teamwork, strategy, and pure Minecraft mastery.

Features

Land Protection (Grief Prevention)
Diamond Based Economy
Ability to Sleep night away
Hermitcraft style server
No Pay2Win

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Corbacraft prides itself on being a non-pay-to-win environment where success is based on skill and dedication.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server has land protection (Grief Prevention) in place to prevent griefing.
Can players sleep the night away?	Yes, players have the ability to sleep the night away on the server.
What type of economy does the server have?	The server has a diamond based economy where diamonds are used as the primary form of currency.

PhantomSMP VS Hypixel

PvE, Adventure, gaming experience, Custom Items, base building

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded at times
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active community and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

PhantomSMP

Pros	Cons
Focus on Survival and PvP	Smaller player base
Unique features like custom Ghast drops and Netherite Traders	Limited minigames and activities
24/7 uptime	May lack the same level of community events as Hypixel

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to PhantomSMP.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of activities and minigames?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames and activities compared to PhantomSMP.

3. Which server has unique features not found on other servers?

PhantomSMP has unique features like custom Ghast drops and Netherite Traders that are not commonly found on other servers.

4. Which server focuses more on Survival and PvP gameplay?

PhantomSMP focuses more on Survival and PvP gameplay compared to Hypixel, which offers a wide range of minigames.

5. Which server is more likely to experience lag due to high player count?

Hypixel is more likely to experience lag due to its large player base compared to PhantomSMP.

Crafty Babes and Blocks

self-image, Insecurity, weight, women’s stories, Polite

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.

Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!

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Anti-Small Talk Craft: Where Introverts Unite in Virtual Awkwardness

socializing, Connecting, awkwardness, mingling, social anxiety

Are you tired of awkward small talk and forced conversations in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can socialize without ever having to say a word! Just build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and team up with other players to take down mobs. Who needs small talk when you have blocky fun to be had? Join us and let your building skills do the talking!

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