Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ores Mined:	4319
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and chat reports vanish faster than my diamonds!

Adrenaline, Anarchy, Battles, canvas, challenge, Chaos, Chat, Claim, Community, creativity, diamonds, dreams, Dungeons, Faster, History, paint, Play, Playground, Protection, regulations, REIGNS, Reports, Resources, smp, TEAM, Treasures, Vanilla, vanish, vigilance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7983
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is VPG?	VPG is a classic anarchy server with no plugins, offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience.
Is there any rules on VPG?	No, VPG operates on the principle of anarchy, allowing players to have total freedom in their gameplay.
How do I join a team on VPG?	Join the Discord server at discord.mcvpg.org to find and connect with other players to form a team.
What makes VPG unique?	VPG offers a vast world size of 16×16 million blocks, a thriving community, and a commitment to quality, security, and comfort for players.
Can I protect my creations on VPG?	There are no claim or protection plugins on VPG, so players must rely on their skills and strategies to defend their builds and resources.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, cultural clash, cultural expectations, DATING, European woman, Expectations, family, Friend, Identity, Immigrant, incel, Jeet, JeetCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, self worth, Server, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3244
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of your jeet friend’s incel antics? Looking for a place where you can escape the drama and just have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all the jeet drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world filled with crazy creatures and endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, or just chill with your new Minecraft buddies.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a European woman in the game who will finally make your jeet friend jealous enough to stop his incel nonsense. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Brok3nBank Minecraft SMP

arrest, black guy, Brok3nBank, Catch, Community, crime, criminal justice system, discrimination, dude, fear, INEQUALITY, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Poor, prejudice, racial profiling, Safety, smp, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspicion

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to spawn here.

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re supposed to be mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold dance parties with skeletons.

So why join? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of golden carrots? Trust us, this server is so insane, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare set foot here.

NoDDforNewbie Minecraft Server

ASSHLE, bar, CAR, club, Coke, d&d, designated driver, divided group, feminine hygiene products, Free Loader, friend group, gas, Incident, insults, Minecraft, new girl, night out, NoDDforNewbie, PAD, Parking, pervert, Petty, Server, tampon

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!

On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.

Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!

NoMortgageNoCosign

bills, Boyfriend, co-signing, Communication, covid, credit cards, DEBT, financial situation, Girlfriend, guarantee, House, Job, legal recourse, living together, loan, Mortgage, name.., NoMortgageNoCosign, refinancing, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	202	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama like this and build your dream world without any crazy boyfriends trying to drag you into their financial mess! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to relax, mine some blocks, and maybe even tame a virtual pet llama or two. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave the real world behind – we promise no one will ask you to co-sign a mortgage here!

NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

abandonment, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional impact, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational trauma, Healing Process, identity crisis, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, mental health, Minecraft, NoRelativesNoProblem, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp, support system

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Farms Harvested:	784	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and become part of our dysfunctional Minecraft family, where we have more drama than a soap opera in a village full of villagers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been ostracized by their real-life relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join us and experience the thrill of fighting over who gets the last diamond, or the excitement of trying to survive a creeper apocalypse together.

So come on, leave your real-life family behind and join our wacky Minecraft family. Who needs awkward family gatherings when you can have epic adventures and hilarious mishaps with us? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeWarpCraft

alternate history, historical adventure, historical era, journey through time, past exploration, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel concept, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, time travel prompt, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel thought experiment, time traveler, time warp, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8796	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine exploring the world of Minecraft in different time periods, from the prehistoric era to the futuristic world of flying cars and robot overlords.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through time, battling dinosaurs, meeting famous historical figures, and even participating in epic time-traveling dance parties. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our time-traveling escapades and make history (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected time paradoxes – they tend to make things a bit messy.

KyivCraft: Treasure Wars!

art restitution, Crimean treasures, cultural diplomacy, cultural heritage, cultural heritage protection, Cultural preservation, cultural theft, disputed territory, heritage preservation, historical artifacts, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, looted treasures, museum exhibition, museum showcase, russia, stolen art, stolen artifacts, stolen heritage, Treasure, Ukrainian history, Wars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	9873	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got treasures that even russia wanted to steal! can u believe it? they were like “give us ur diamonds or else!” but we were like “nah fam, these treasures are for our players only!”

join us and be a part of the epic battle to protect our riches from the evil russians! u can build ur own fortress, mine for diamonds, and even ride a pig into battle! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

BrainwaveCraft

anxiety, brain health, brain stimulation, BrainWaveCraft, Breakthrough, cognitive function, consolidation, innovation, Memory, memory disorders, mental health, neuroscience, new study, psychological disorders, ptsd, research, Targeted, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic memory consolidation, treatments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Votes:	2535

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.

but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.

and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.

so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?

The Mad Scientists SMP: Where grownups play with potions and Redstone gadgets! Join today!

+18, Community, Discord, Dynmap, FireTick, Gadgets, GrownUps, hard mode, Head Database, integration, Join, mad, Minecarts, Play, Potions, proximity voice chat, Redstone, Render Distance, scientists, season 4, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, texas, Today, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Texas, USA
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Faster minecarts

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Please join our Discord server here and open a ticket. Fill in your name, age, etc. to join and we will whitelist you.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla or modded?

A: The server is mostly vanilla with some fabric mods.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in Texas, USA.

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