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CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse -
CannaCraft: Anxiety-Free Withdrawal
lol, so like, imagine u in minecraft, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle, but then u start feeling anxious cuz u ran outta beer in ur inventory. but wait, what if u could use cannabinoids like CBD and THC to chill u out during alcohol withdrawal?join our server and explore the magical world where u can mix CBD and THC to manage ur anxiety like a pro. our mice have done the research and it’s all legit, bro. u won’t find a more chill server out there, trust me.
so come on, join us and let’s get high on life (and maybe a little bit of THC) together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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CannaCraft Dreamland
so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CannaCraft: Slovenia’s Dank Approval
yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! this minecraft server is like a magical garden of weed, except it’s not actually weed, it’s medical cannabis! we got all the potions and herbs you need to keep your blocky avatar feeling fine and dandy.imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden garden of medical cannabis plants. you start harvesting them like a pro farmer, and before you know it, your health bar is skyrocketing and you’re feeling like a million diamonds!
join our server and become the ultimate cannabis connoisseur of the minecraft world. grow your own plants, brew your own potions, and become the most chill player in the entire blocky universe. plus, who needs a doctor when you’ve got a whole garden of medical cannabis at your fingertips?
so come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in the most epic way possible. trust us, once you go green, you’ll never go back to boring old regular minecraft again!
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PreggoCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad decisions lead to unexpected pregnancies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the drama of late-night texts, ex-boyfriends, and positive pregnancy tests.Experience the thrill of keeping secrets and making choices that would make even the most seasoned player question their morality. Will you be the one to keep the dad in the dark about his impending fatherhood, or will you spill the beans and watch the chaos unfold?
With twists and turns at every corner, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Join now and see where your bad decisions take you!
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Purp0seQuest Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, unsure of your true purpose? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret quest that will reveal the meaning of life itself! Legend has it that deep within the Nether, there lies a magical diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this legendary weapon and unlock your destiny? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! -
CraftyCreeperz
happiness in the small stuff, happiness in the mundane, happiness in the everyday, small moments of joy, finding joy in small thingsLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not even the best part – they also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy clouds? So come join us and experience the easily overlooked happiness that awaits you on our server! -
Cannibal Queen’s Egg Factory
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EAT OUR SICK BABIES LIKE ANT QUEENS! ððð IF YOU WANNA LAY MORE EGGS (OR DIAMONDS) THEN COME HANG WITH US AND BE A CANNIBAL QUEEN! ðĪĢðĨðĨ #MinecraftMadness #CannibalAnts #MoreEggsMoreFun ðĪŠ -
Vtuber Vibes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is all about the duality of vtubers! What does that even mean, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two vtubers who were once enemies but now must work together to save the Minecraft world from a horde of evil creepers!Join our server and choose a side – Team Kawaii or Team Savage. Will you follow the adorable vtuber who charms her enemies with cuteness, or the fierce vtuber who crushes her foes with sheer power? The choice is yours, but beware, because the fate of the Minecraft world hangs in the balance!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. Will you be the one to find this elusive spud and become the most powerful player on the server? Only time will tell!
So come on down to our server and experience the duality of vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!
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Fate Minecraft SMP: Which Fate servant would you fuck?
Welcome to our totally normal and not at all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a weekly event where we debate which Fate servant we would totally bang! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, here we discuss the important stuff like which anime character we want to get freaky with.Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, questionable builds, and questionable conversations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated anime character. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get weird together!