we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.