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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	117	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Emeralds Found:	616

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchantments Applied:	85
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.