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Cannabis Market In Canada

  • Trudeau’s Weed World Warps!

    Trudeau’s Weed World Warps!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Trudeau’s High Dimension: The Craft of Cannabia!

    Ever wondered what happens when a nation dabbles in the spectral haze of cannabis? We have but one answer: EVERYTHING.** Step through the portal from the bedrock of mundanity into a realm where pixels and puffs coexist in glorious disarray. Join us as we reshape the very fabric of reality—because who needs orderly governance when there’s a blocky world bursting with THC-soaked wonder?


    A Mosh Pit of Features and Absurdities:

      • Transcendental Build Battles: Compete against fellow stoners to construct monuments of shimmering weed leaves. Beware! The more you build, the more the universe reconfigures… or unconfigures! Time dilates; nothing is as it seems.

      • Pot Prism Paradox: Enter our rainbow potent portal and traverse dimensions where logic evaporates like morning dew. Care free as you harvest enchanted crops that whisper the secrets of the universe… or perhaps just really bad dad jokes.

      • Trudeau’s Spirit Guides: Rumor has it that the shadowy apparitions of Canadian PMs past will occasionally manifest to challenge your ability to roll the supreme joint. Can you impress the ethereal Trudeau? If not, you may find yourself lost in the Nether looking for the perfect bud, forever!

    Mythos of the Server:

      • Did you know? Some say the realm was cursed by the Great Canadian Moose, banished to the realm of Oscillation where time is as spaced out as the server’s lore. Only those brave enough to assemble the Unholy Conspiracy Cake can break the curse! What’s in the cake? Who knows? Totally not just crumbled dirt blocks and… something more mysterious.

    Player Testimonials (Not Edited for Context):

    “I joined expecting a friendly Minecraft community, then I got sucked into a vortex of existential dread—10/10, would recommend!” – BakedBlockFinder69

    “I tried to build a house, but it turned into a floating taco that shot rainbows. I still don’t understand. What did I do wrong?” – LostInThisDimension


    Controversial Features:

      • Top Secret: The Hidden Pouch of Infinite Resources: Rumored to grant unlimited access to all materials if you can answer these age-old questions: “What is the square root of ‘why?’” and “How many pixels can fit into the mind of a Goose?”

      • The Server Was Banned In 12 Countries: Authorities insist it’s due to our “promotion of illegal substances.” We tell them they LOVE us; it’s a miscommunication!

    Warnings & Ethics of Play:

      • You may encounter opponents that defy explanation: The Illuminated Kittens of Chaos, pure manifestations of unbridled whimsy and foam-fingered frenzy. Take caution! They might steal your diamonds or turn your beloved pickaxe into a rubber chicken.

      • It is said that if you laugh too hard while playing, you might summon the Absurd Overlord, who will demand offerings of your most treasured memes! Will you comply, or will you face the Creepers of Chaos?

    More Madness Awaits!

    Dare you step into a dimension crafted by the whims of a stoned Canadian populace? Join now! But remember: every block you break might echo in a parallel universe, and that universe may not be as friendly.

    Call to Action: Unleash your true potential and dive into the fray! Who knows? With one fateful leap into the digital ether, you just might ascend to become the Ultimate Transcendent Potato, destined to float among the candy clouds of Cannabia!


    Join us, but remember—what you unlock might be more than you bargained for! The server is always watching, always listening. But mostly, it’s just hoping for a good laugh… or the Matrix to unfold. Choose wisely.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DataMineCraft

    DataMineCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GasCraftEU FineBlock

    GasCraftEU FineBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VoltaicMC

    VoltaicMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Info
    Version 1.21.4
    Server address play.voltaicmc.com
    Server website https://voltaicmc.com/
    Imgur https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc
    What is Voltaic?
    A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
    A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
    A bustling player ran trade economy.
    A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
    A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
    Player events & community builds.
    A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
    Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
    A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
    An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
    Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!
    Some of our plugins/datapacks
    Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
    Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
    Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
    Armor Statues
    Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
    Ability to sleep the night away.
    Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit
    Things you should expect from Voltaic
    100% Server Uptime unless notified.
    A close knit community of respectful adults.
    A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
    An active staff team for all of your questions.
    What we are looking for in players
    Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
    Involvement and participation in our community.
    Players that are 16 and older.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

    Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

    A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

    Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

    A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

    Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

    A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

    Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

    A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

    Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

    Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SibCraft Minecraft Server

    SibCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroGfNoThxLivingHere

    BroGfNoThxLivingHere

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyCreeper SMP

    CozyCreeper SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

    Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChristmasWish

    CraftyChristmasWish

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

    Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

    But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

    So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP