And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?
So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.
our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.
come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!
Join us if you are disgusted by the sight of perfectly symmetrical buildings or if the thought of organized storage systems makes you want to vomit. On our server, chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Wonders, where players have reported finding diamond blocks the size of their heads and encountering creepers that do the cha-cha slide.
So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us and let your inner chaos monster run wild!
We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers breakdancing, and chickens with jetpacks. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, fam. And the best part? Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and banishing trolls with a flick of their enchanted diamond swords.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and laughter you could ever want on our server? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!
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| Join here: https://discord.gg/kGpbAjav |
| Tired of the oversaturated SMP format? Wish you got to play with people like you see on Hermitcraft? Look no more, the Crumpton SMP has all of that and MORE! |
| Crumpton is a NEW SMP ran by dedicated players who know exactly what a server needs to stay active and exciting. It is Create mod-based modded extravangansa. |
| If you have an interest in features like politics or roleplay, farming/cooking, mining, building, weather, planes, trains, exploration, economy, fishing, machinery and factories, or just hanging out with people, then the Crumpton SMP is perfect for you! |
| If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world! |
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| Is the server modded? | Yes, the Crumpton SMP is modded, with a focus on the Create mod and other additions to enhance gameplay. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions in the server. |
| What features can I expect on the server? | Features include politics, roleplay, farming, cooking, mining, building, weather, transportation options like planes and trains, economy system, fishing, machinery, and more. |
| Is the server active and welcoming to new players? | Yes, the server is run by dedicated players who aim to keep it active and exciting for all members, including new players. |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. Legend has it that whoever finds this portal will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with adorable Minecraft animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken or a sparkly unicorn. It’s like a dream come true!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans await you next.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what will happen next. From broken toilets to using the kitchen sink as a urinal, we’ve got it all!
Join us and experience the thrill of living in a virtual house with quirky roommates who always keep you on your toes. Will you confront your housemates about their questionable bathroom habits, or will you join in on the madness?
Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the virtual world? Join now and let the fun begin!
