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Minecraft SMP: M a i s o r a A n g e l

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of your favorite characters getting retconned into virgins? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of character development, no matter how scandalous! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few loli hags along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable Minecraft memories together!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	4428
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And don’t worry, getting turned into a block of obsidian by a mischievous wizard is all part of the fun!

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep)! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally anger the giant mutant squid that roams the land. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	1461
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Crafty Indian Immigration Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4302
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigration in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Indian immigration is the least of your worries! Our server is a magical land where cows fly, pigs dance, and creepers tell jokes. Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures. So why wait? Join our server now and leave your immigration woes behind!

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3064
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

1.storymine.ru

E Smol Minecraft Server

alternative media, big corporations, DIY community, ESmol, ESPAÑOL, general, grassroots movements, independent artists, independent businesses, Independent creators, Indie Films, indie games, indie music, indies only, local artisans, Minecraft, Server, small indies, SMOL, spanish language, stay in your lane, underground culture

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3147
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of those big, corporate Minecraft servers trying to take over the world? Well, fear not, because our server is exclusively for small indies! We don’t want any big corpos ruining our fun, so they can stay in their own general chat.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

/BlockParty/ Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	9535	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7967

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight to build the most epic creations ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth factions, each with their own crazy stories and shenanigans. Will you join forces with MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia in ILUNA, or maybe team up with VezaliusBandage and Tyrant_Vanta in Krisis? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN, where you can watch streams at the same time and witness the chaos unfold in real-time. Plus, our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉.

Strange Minecraft Server: Legit Reprehensible Fun

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, starting wars over who has the best skin, and even forming alliances to take down the reigning Minecraft queen bee. And don’t even get us started on the wild conspiracy theories floating around about Herobrine being a secret admin. Join our server for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our pixelated world.

Fun Class Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Items Found:	1381
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a miner or a builder? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic classes you’ve ever seen! Want to be a wizard who can shoot fireballs from their hands? Done. How about a ninja who can teleport behind their enemies and strike with deadly precision? We got you covered. And let’s not forget about the class that can turn into a giant chicken and lay explosive eggs on their enemies! Join us now and discover which class is the most fun – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!