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WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5372	Farms Harvested:	855
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8496	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	319
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	165
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	1794
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	1149	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!