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Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1494	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	216

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ores Mined:	1895
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4871

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!