so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.
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StressfulPupCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

