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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay Feature Explanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob Spawning Like an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling Villagers Villagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall Events Every hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman Vision If you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

      • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
      • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
      • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BusSeatBrawlMC

    BusSeatBrawlMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggles of everyday life! Need a break from entitled moms on the bus? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is treated equally – even if you can’t stand up to give your seat to a breastfeeding mom!

    Join us for some virtual adventures and leave the real world behind. No judgment here, just pure fun and excitement. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is welcome – no matter how many hours of sleep you’ve had or how many kids you have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HelpfulHater Minecraft Server

    HelpfulHater Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly be independent and not have random strangers trying to “help” you when you don’t need it? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to do things on your own, just like our disabled player who had to deal with an overly helpful lady at a restaurant.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone holding open doors for you when you’re perfectly capable of doing it yourself. No more awkward encounters with well-meaning but intrusive individuals. Join us and enjoy the true sense of accomplishment that comes from navigating the world of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

    So come on over and join our server, where you can play at your own pace and not have to worry about anyone forgiving you for not needing their help. It’s a wild world out there, but on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (and your own receipt signing).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FrontRowFiasco

    FrontRowFiasco

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled tall people trying to steal your front-row barricade spot at concerts? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience a world where everyone is the same height and no one can block your view of the stage. Say goodbye to tall people trying to guilt-trip you into giving up your spot – here, everyone gets a fair chance to enjoy the show!

    Plus, our server is so accommodating that we even have a special section for disabled players, complete with front-row seating and fantastic views. No need to argue with anyone over spots – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the music without any drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only tall thing you’ll have to worry about is the towering structures you can build!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty

    BusSeat4GrannyNotBratty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents and their demanding children on public transport? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manners actually matter!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus and never worry about giving up your seat to a kid again. You can even create a special seat just for old ladies with canes – they deserve a comfortable ride too!

    Vent to your virtual brother about your real-life encounters with entitled parents, and together, you can strategize on how to handle these situations in the future. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come up with some hilarious pranks to play on entitled passengers in the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a world where kindness and respect reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrainRageDisabled

    TrainRageDisabled

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

    Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

    So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyMenFirst Minecraft Server

    CraftyMenFirst Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for men to make the first move in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the blocks make the first move for you! Our server is filled with confident and assertive blocks who aren’t afraid to take charge and build the perfect world for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of flirting. Watch as they strut their stuff and charm their way into your heart (and your coop).

    So why wait for men to make the first move when you can join our Minecraft server and let the blocks and chickens do all the work for you? It’s a dating game like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WatchCraft Minecraft Server

    WatchCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.

    Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoobCraft Minecraft Server

    NoobCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

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  • Respawn and Keep Crafting

    Respawn and Keep Crafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
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