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CandyCrafters

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst candy of all time – absolutely disgusting but strangely addictive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by giant gummy bears, mining for chocolate diamonds, and building a gingerbread house that attracts hungry zombies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (even if you have a sugar rush-induced headache)!

CraftyRing Minecraft Server

action RPG, Boss Battles, Challenging, collaboration, Combat, CraftyRing, dark fantasy, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, George R.R. Martin, Hidetaka Miyazaki, immersive experience, Jrpg, Lore, Minecraft, open world, role-playing game, Server, Souls-Like, video game

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old JRPGs with their predictable storylines and turn-based combat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Elden Ring, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that the Elden Ring is guarded by a dragon who loves nothing more than a good game of tic-tac-toe.

So why waste your time on boring old JRPGs when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5281
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	New Chunks Explored:	579062
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	280
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	2656
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!