| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 607 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9618 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 149 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.
Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 980 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 510 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3616 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!
And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂
Previous shenanigans: >>501253273
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3189 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6197 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2204 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.
But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1892 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.
Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8242 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.
And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7532 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Votes: | 9877 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.
Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!
