Candidate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Chosen One Minecraft SMP

save us all, Hope, Candidate, smp, presidential race

Welcome to PENDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2028 Minecraft server, where we promise a block-tastic experience like no other! Here are 5 reasons why you should join us:

1. Build your own campaign headquarters and rally supporters to become the ultimate candidate for President in 2028! 2. Explore our custom-built map filled with political landmarks and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. 3. Engage in epic debates with other players on important issues like creeper rights and zombie healthcare. 4. Participate in exciting mini-games like “Election Day Ender Dragon Hunt” and “Redstone Relay Race”. 5. Make alliances with other players to form political parties and strategize your way to victory.

Join us on PENDERS FOR PRESIDENT 2028 Minecraft server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Future President Minecraft Server

White House, Democracy, INAUGURATION, Minecraft, presidential race

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

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Not American Here Minecraft SMP

digital assets, Candidate, emerging markets, smp, global market

Are you tired of being limited by your lowly caste in the real world? Do you dream of a place where your internet tokens can thrive and make you a virtual millionaire? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and watch as your modest shitcoin portfolio skyrockets to unimaginable heights. Our server is filled with opportunities for you to trade, mine, and build your way to the top of the virtual economy. Who needs the real world when you can become a crypto king in our pixelated paradise?

But beware, not everyone is cut out for the high-stakes world of internet tokens. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, fend off rival players, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving virtual currency and evil mobs. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, leave your real-world woes behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – and in your own mind!

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Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

Most Qualified Candidate Ever, Firefighters Union, first law, LA Times, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

Politics, Today, Candidate, Vote, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

smp, orange, Campaign, decision, Government

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

fat fuck, political commentary, political system, Government, Democracy

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

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Election Day Minecraft Server

Electoral Process, potential outcome, Minecraft, winner, political system

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!

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Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, leadership, Disappointment, Competition, election

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

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Tick VLPs Vaccine: Long-Term Protection

public health, Disease, researchers, PROMISING.., Constructed

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and BAM! They were instantly granted superpowers. Like, they could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. It was insane, dude.

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds, emeralds, you name it. But watch out for the creepers, they’re guarding the loot like crazy.

But the best part? The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant your every wish, like turning your house into a giant castle or summoning a dragon to ride into battle. It’s wild, man.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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