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TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	827
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	697

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Villages Defended:	17	New Chunks Explored:	753589
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5188	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	249657	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	4084

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6994	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9165	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6562	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

DefendCraftEU, defense policy, EU, European Defence Union, european integration, European military cooperation, european politics, european security, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, militarisation, Military, military alliance, nato, Nightmare, Politics, Putins, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5632
Emeralds Found:	6882	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!