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Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9793	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
New Chunks Explored:	103035	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1919	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2217
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4056	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	132
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchantments Applied:	56

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!