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HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	3305	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	7082	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2973
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Villages Defended:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	940	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8544	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	4919
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

Anime, Community Choice, fuwamoco, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Awards, online competition, online entertainment, online event, online personality, Online Vote, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vote, Vtuber, Vtuber of the Year, year

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

Backlash, Blizzard, Boycott, controversy, corporate greed, couldnt, criticism, Ethics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lower, microtransactions, Minecraft, monetization, nu-Blizz, nuBlizz, online gaming, player outrage, smp, thought, unethical practices, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Animals Bred:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!