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CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	196	Dragons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?