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OatmealGateCraft

7-hour-old oatmeal, aita, breakfast tray, calling out, cancerous tumor, chocolate chips, coffee, dad’s wife, digestive tract, diner, elderly man, Feeding, fresh food, hospital breakfast, hospital dinner, liquid diet, nurse assistant, nurse station, oatmeal, OatmealGateCraft, pain management, protein shake, puerto rican food, rice and beans, spiteful, surgery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the Creepers and the Endermen!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Nurse and the Wife over who gets to feed your Dad old oatmeal. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun, then look no further. Join our server today and let the madness begin!

KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2824	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	214	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	1567
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	132109

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	6107	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	68	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2749	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	1788	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!