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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	8112
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	156	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	4266	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	218
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	278666	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Votes:	684	Farms Harvested:	192
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!