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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone
yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow -
GrampsCraft: Cancer-Free Zone
Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any judgment? Join our Minecraft server for a grand ol’ time!Imagine this: You log on to the server and are greeted with a warm “HELLO” from all the other players. No need to worry about your grandparents scolding you for not greeting them properly, because on our server, everyone is welcomed with open arms (or pixelated arms, to be exact).
Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (not guaranteed, but a girl can dream). And the best part? No one will bring up your past illnesses or family drama. It’s all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual grandparent who will shower you with love and support (or at least won’t yell at you for taking a nap on the couch). See you in the world of blocks and adventures!
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Skin Cancer-Free Zone
ya know what else is decreasing? the chances of getting bored on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky real life responsibilities.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigs start breakdancing around you. you team up with a squad of llamas riding pandas to defeat them in an epic battle. and that’s just a regular tuesday on our server!
plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. we even have a secret handshake that involves throwing chicken eggs at each other. it’s a bonding experience like no other.
so why wait? join us now and say goodbye to boring skin cancer news and hello to the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone
so like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.
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MouthwashCraft: Cancer-Free Zone
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re instantly transported to a magical land where mouthwash can predict head and neck cancer. like, what even is that?! but wait, there’s more! you can build giant mouthwash bottles as your base and battle other players with mouthwash cannons. it’s like a minty fresh apocalypse up in here. plus, rumor has it, if you find the secret mouthwash temple, you’ll gain special powers to predict the future. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server?! it’s a total game-changer, man. come join the wackiness now! -
NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures
come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin! -
MosquitoCraft: Cancer-Free Zone!
come join our server where we have mosquitoes with cancer flying around everywhere! it’s a wild ride dodging those pesky bugs while also trying to survive in the world of minecraft. who knew that mosquitoes could be so entertaining? plus, if you manage to kill a mosquito with cancer, you’ll be rewarded with rare items and special powers. it’s like a twisted game of whack-a-mole, but with a dark and hilarious twist. so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself! -
La fortalezamc
Welcome to LaFortalezaMC, a place where adventure and innovation are found around every corner. Our server offers a unique system of protections, ensuring that your builds and efforts are safe from unwanted interference. Here, each player can find their niche, whether in the painstaking work of mining, farming, construction, or any other profession available in our varied economy.
Daily quests will keep you on the edge of the adventure, each designed to offer unique challenges and satisfying rewards. Plus, our daily rewards system means there’s always something to earn with every login.
At LaFortalezaMC, we value community and collaboration. Players from all over the world gather here to share, compete and enjoy together. We are committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, ensuring there is always something new to explore.
Don’t miss our special events, where fun and competition reach their highest level. With a variety of activities and surprises, these events are the perfect time to show off your skills and win unique prizes.
103.195.102.247
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KappaKorrectional
oISketcHIo’s Prison Server Kappa Korrectional | twitch.tv/oisketchio Come mine your lives away with an awesome community.
kappakorp.mcnode.net
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Eldoria farms
Eldoria Farms beckons you to a captivating world where adventure, farming, and building intertwine. Immerse yourself in this survival multiplayer experience, where lush landscapes, pixelated crops, and charming barns await. Embark on epic journeys, cultivate bountiful farms, and unleash your creativity in a fusion of Minecraft’s blocky wonder and the enchanting realms inspired by Stardew Valley. Join us at Eldoria Farms and forge friendships, explore, and build your legacy in a thriving multiplayer community!
play-at.eldoria.farm