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  • CraftyCancerCrushers

    CraftyCancerCrushers
    Yo, so like, on this minecraft server, we got the cure for cancer! Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about getting cancer again! We got magical potions and enchanted armor that will protect you from any disease, including those pesky cancer cells!

    Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!

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  • RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed

    RatCraft: NoRedDye3Allowed
    lol, u dont want cancerous rats in ur food, right? well, come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all red dye 3 so u dont turn into a rat with cancer. trust me, u dont wanna be a rat in minecraft, it aint pretty. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so u know it gonna be lit. join now and save urself from the rat curse, u won’t regret it!

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  • No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

    No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server
    so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

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  • ForeverCraft Cancer Wars

    ForeverCraft Cancer Wars
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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  • Lung Cancer Race Track

    Lung Cancer Race Track
    come join our epic minecraft server where the distance to the nearest lung cancer facility is determined by the racial and ethnic makeup of your community! if you’re asian, black, or hispanic, you’ll have a shorter distance to travel to get treatment because we care about diversity and health! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures like unicorns and dragons who will help you mine for diamonds and build the coolest houses ever. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save some lungs together!

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  • Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer

    Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer
    Yo, listen up! This server is like those gold nanorods waking up your immune system to fight cancer, but instead of cancer, we’re fighting boredom! Join us and let your immune system of fun and creativity wake up and kick some butt in the Minecraft world!

    We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.

    Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.

    So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!

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  • NoGifts4Bros

    NoGifts4Bros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good soap opera unfolding right before your eyes.

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles over virtual washers, deceitful lies being exposed, and medical bill drama that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy keeping up with the latest scandals and juicy gossip. Who needs a new bed when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining Minecraft server on the block?

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and get caught up in the wildest stories Minecraft has ever seen?

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  • GoFundMyBlocks

    GoFundMyBlocks
    Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the craziness happening in your life. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for having a GoFundMe page.

    Forget about demanding siblings and nosy parents – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine diamonds or explore the Nether. See you there!

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  • MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

    MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs
    join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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  • Crafty Cancer Crushers

    Crafty Cancer Crushers
    yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

    so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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