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Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!
