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AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition
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MediCraft: Beat the Odds!
join our epic minecraft server and u will have a 99% lower risk of getting creepered in the face by a zombie! our server is like a mediterranean diet for ur gaming soul, reducing ur risk of virtual death by 32%! plus, if u follow our server rules, u will have a 60% lower chance of dying from heart attacks caused by intense gaming sessions. so come join us and level up ur survival skills while living longer in the virtual world!
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CancerCraftSurvivors
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.
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CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm
come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥