so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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Crafty Cancer Crushers
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something. -
Elderly Gamers Unite!
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??
so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life
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Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects!
Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!
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MiksweezalCraft
𝘽𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘾𝙍𝘼𝙁𝙏 𝙋𝙑𝙋 𝘾𝙍𝘼𝙁𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙍 with 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝘃𝗣 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶-𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝗣𝘃𝗣 +More INCLUDING RANKS!
FEATURING – FACTIONS – 𝑲𝒊𝒕𝒑𝒗𝒑 – 𝑩𝒆𝒅𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒔 – 𝑴𝒐𝒃 𝑨𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒂 – 𝑫𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒔 – 𝑪𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒕 – 𝑪𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎 𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔
JOIN TODAY
miksweezalcraft.com
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ForsCraft M2Top
ForsCraft server made by M2Top team. – Survival with 1000lvl enchant – SkyBlock with economy – Minigames: BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, Murder Mystery, Survival Games A lot of game events.
fcraft.su
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Bloodscraft
Daily, weekly and monthly events;Rewards for voting and time played;Customized tags;Customized enchantments;Crate system;Skills;World to collect resources;Trader with unique items;Innovative systems.bloodscraft.com
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NelsonLands
JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! YOU CURRENTLY ARE THE TESTERS OF THE SERVER. REPORT ANY PROBLEMS TO THE CO-OWNER XRALFSXX OR THE OWNER PILLOWMAN67. JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! THIS SERVER IS STILL BETA (DUH…..)
54.38.61.6
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Meowgicals Highlands
Welcome to Meowgicals’ Highlands! A modded server looking to grow bigger! We have a total of sixty player slots but we hope to get more in the future, I WILL also be adding factions! The modpack’s name is Dominic Sekra’s modpack 4.0 on technic launcher, join our discord server to find out more <3 Here’s the link for the mudpack if you can’t find it http://api.technicpack.net/modpack/dominic-sekras-modpack-40
081418.serverminer.com
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Parablox
Currently a development server meant to be built upon overtime. Updates, balances, and changes will be made and posted via the official discord server. There will be a huge aim to make sure everything about this server is different from other servers. This server encourages free to play players to join and climb the competitive ranks in this block game we know as MC. We hope you enjoy!
play.parablox.net