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Cancer surgery

  • CancerCraft: LockedOutLolz

    CancerCraft: LockedOutLolz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your roommate with a fake cancer diagnosis? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will make you question reality.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual roommates who promise to pay rent but end up causing chaos instead. Build your own virtual house and see if you can handle the drama of unexpected guests and weed-smelling rooms.

    But beware, just like in real life, things may not go as planned on our server. You never know when a virtual roommate will try to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer or claim they’re in the hospital with a capsized chest (whatever that means).

    So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen – even crazier than a roommate with a criminal record trying to get added to the lease!

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  • DadVsDadDrugWar

    DadVsDadDrugWar
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

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  • ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

    ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

    So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

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  • BlockyButtCureNoSurg

    BlockyButtCureNoSurg
    So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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