but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!
Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!
we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!
we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!
plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!
so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?
| IP Address | torrentsmp.com |
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| Discord | discord.gg/torrent |
| Versions | Java & Bedrock | All major versions! |
Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.
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| SkyFactions (Launches October) |
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| Lifesteal |
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A: Simply use the IP address “torrentsmp.com” in your Minecraft client to connect to our server.
A: No, our server is open to all players without the need for a whitelist.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord server.
A: We allow certain mods that do not give players an unfair advantage, such as minimap mods and cosmetic mods. However, any mods that alter gameplay significantly or give advantages are not allowed.
On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?
Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?
And one day when I’m gone, all of… Minecraft SMP
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake diamonds, and invisible walls are just the beginning of the shenanigans you’ll encounter. But hey, who doesn’t love a good prank, right?
Oh, and did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it that there are hidden chests filled with rare items scattered all over the map. Will you be the lucky one to find them and claim the ultimate prize?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over a nearby village. They’ve set up their own little society, complete with their own rules and traditions. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their quirky regime?
So why should you join this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of a prank war, the excitement of a treasure hunt, and the absurdity of a village run by villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you here. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises!