but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!
Not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to create superpowers for our players. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands or fly like a bird? We got you covered!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. Imagine the look on their faces when they see you swooping down from the sky on a freakin’ dragon!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a cancer-free, superpowered, dragon-riding warrior! Let’s goooooo!
we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!
we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!
plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!
so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.
So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!
join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.
also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.
so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
mc.InfinityMine.ru
| Modpack Name | Version | IP |
|---|---|---|
| All the Mods 10 | 2.30 | atm10.tmw.gg |
| All the Mods 9 | 1.0.3 | atm9.tmw.gg |
| All the Mods 9 – To the Sky | 1.1.3 | atm9tts.tmw.gg |
| Craftoria | 1.14.0 | craftoria.tmw.gg |
| Industrial Village | 1.8a | iv.tmw.gg |
| Chroma Endless 2 | 1.13 | ce2.tmw.gg |
| SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required) | 5.0.4 | skyfactory5.tmw.gg |
| Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era | v3.0.30hf | prominence2.TMW.gg |
Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?
With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).
So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.
So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.