cancer risk Minecraft Servers

Cancer Risk

  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mouth Microbe Mayhem

    Mouth Microbe Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone

    Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.

    join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.

    so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

    FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

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    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!

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  • Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

    Chek2Craft: GenoScreening Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got personalized screening recommendations for germline CHEK2 variants cuz why not? like, who wouldn’t wanna know their genotype while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers?

    imagine this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a notification that you have a CHEK2 variant! but don’t worry, we got you covered with personalized screening recommendations. talk about multitasking, amirite?

    plus, we got the craziest stories of players finding rare CHEK2 variants while exploring the vast world of our server. like, one time, someone found a CHEK2 variant in a chest at the bottom of the ocean! who knew genetics could be so exciting in minecraft?

    so come join us for a wild ride of mining, crafting, and discovering your genotype. you never know what kind of CHEK2 variant you might stumble upon next!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MeatyColonCraft

    MeatyColonCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

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  • Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

    Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

    CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

    We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

    Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyGeneScreening

    BlockyGeneScreening

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to save the world at the same time? well, this server is for u, bro. we got this crazy mission where u gotta find the hidden breast cancer gene in the game and destroy it before it takes over the whole server.

    but get this, only men can join this mission cuz apparently they gotta be screened for the gene or something. so, like, if u a dude and u wanna save the world from breast cancer gene mutations, then join our server and let’s kick some mutant gene butt together.

    plus, if u find the gene and destroy it, u get a special breast cancer awareness cape for ur character. how cool is that? so come on, join our server and let’s fight cancer one block at a time. #BreastCancerGeneBusters #MinecraftHeroes

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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