so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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Crafty Cancer Crushers
yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something. -
VitaCraft CancerCure Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS -
CraftyCancerPreventer
GLP-1RAs, weight loss medications, obesity-related cancers, risk reduction, obesity-associated cancersso, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life! -
NaziNana99 Minecraft
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that it’s run by a 99-year-old ex-nazi camp secretary. but get this, he’s not just any old secretary, he’s, like, a master builder in minecraft. he can create the most insane builds u’ve ever seen, like a giant swastika made out of diamonds or a concentration camp made out of bedrock.u might be thinking, “why would i want to join a server run by a nazi?” well, let me tell u, this guy is, like, totally reformed. he’s seen the error of his ways and now he’s using his minecraft skills for good. he’s building schools and hospitals and even a theme park dedicated to world peace.
plus, if u join his server, u get, like, special perks. u can fly around the map on a magic carpet made out of golden apples or summon a zombie army to do ur bidding. and every month, there’s a pvp tournament where the winner gets a real-life hug from the ex-nazi himself.
so, like, if u want to join the most insane minecraft server ever and hang out with a reformed ex-nazi, then u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast.
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RockSandCrafters
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 80% artificial sand just like China! We crush rocks and leftover mining stuff to make sand for our builds, just like the Chinese geniuses.Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.
So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!
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”60KFlaminSMP”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is literally on fire! That’s right, we’ve got 60,000 flaming blocks and we’re only going up from there! Join now before we burn down to 57 blocks and you miss out on all the chaos and mayhem. Who needs a peaceful survival experience when you can have a fiery adventure instead? Hurry, before it’s too late! -
WeddingClashCraft
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama doesn’t exist because we’re too busy building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us for a wild adventure that’s more exciting than a family feud at a wedding.🎉 Our server is so lit, even uninvited guests are welcome! Just like how our cousin uninvited us from his wedding, but we turned it into a trip to Mérida with the whole fam. Who needs a wedding when you can have a day full of fun and blocky adventures?
🔥 Need a break from your career as a firefighter, nurse, police officer, or attorney? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape. You can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures while leaving the drama behind.
💥 Join us now and show off your building skills, battle monsters, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs a wedding invite when you have a whole virtual world to explore with your squad? Let’s craft and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server!
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CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but yawns? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza slice, and if you can find the magical cheese block hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wonderful world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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No Sleep for the Wicked – Vanilla Server with Grief Protection and Custom Enchants
Custom, Vanilla, Protection, Server, SMP Semi-Vanilla Public Join Features Bedrock Java Land Claims Golden Shovel Player Sign Shops Server Shop Custom Items Building Items Armor Weapons Minions AFK Grinding Money Making Coin Shop DiscordSleepless MC Server Overview
Features Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play Land claims (Golden Shovel) Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled) Custom Enchants Player Sign Shops Custom Items Minions for AFK grinding Coin shop for in-game rewards FAQs
Question Answer How do I join Sleepless MC? You can join by using the server IP: play.sleeplessmc.com Is there a Discord server? Yes, the Discord server link is discord.gg/sleepless What is the Bedrock port? The Bedrock port is 19132 Can I earn in-game rewards? Yes, you can earn in-game Ranks, Chat colors, Player Tags, and Pets through the Coin shop